I want that little doggy in the window

Nothing like driving to class on my first day only to see something that I wish I hadn't...no it's not ass cracks or see-through pants this time. It was a dog laying on the dashboard of a van...not that back either. It was in front close to the driver's side. If that van would've gotten into a crash, it would have been projectile puppy up the driver's nose. Not cool.