Oh TV god, what did I do to make you mad?
You were clear and crisp one minute and then you faded bad.
Is it me, or are you getting fainter by the show segment?
Please don't fizzle out until I get a replacement.
Oh TV god, you disgrace me.
You don't even have DVD hook up...nor Wii.
I promise to send you to a good home...
As long as you can make it through my next show.